Jobs, jobs, jobs. As September is fast approaching, that's all I have been thinking about lately :( So, when I was bored the other day, I came up with a list of pretty interesting/fun/cool/thashizzlemynizzle jobs. Screw being a CA/marketing analyst/ibanker :) Have you considered other options? Such as...
My top 10 "jobs":
My top 10 "jobs":
- Professional blogger - Isn't it so amazing to be paid for just... expressing your opinion? No need to go through mundane stages of editing and proofreading from higher-ups. Freakin' XiaXue gets paid thousands of dollars just for a single advertorial. I can't even begin to imagine how much money Perez Hilton makes.
- Resort tester - Lying on the beach, relaxing in the spa, and fine dining for every meal. At the end of your "work week", you do a write-up on how your week went. If that isn't the best job in the world, then what is?
- Restaurant/movie critic - If I could get paid to eat or to watch movies, I'd be a very rich (and obese) woman. Nonetheless, there are very few things in life that trump food and entertainment. And you get to try it first, before anyone else gets to.
- Children's book author - Write a few words, draw a few characters, get published, cash in. All sounds too easy. Except for the publishing part, of course. But, it's definitely fun and rewarding, knowing that kiddies everywhere are reading your work.
- Parent of a child star - If you can't make it as a children's author, no worries. MAKE ONE (a kid, that is). Put them in a diaper commercial and cross your fingers that your kid will grow up famous (hopefully not for nude shots though *ahem*). You'll have a steady income until they turn 18, of course! :)
- Professional Photoshopper - Help celebs look good. You'll get the inside dish on which ones actually rely on makeup and software to look presentable. Pretty fab if you ask me.
- Beauty pageant judge - Get paid to check out hot girls, need I say more?
- Professional corpse actor - No lines and no need for movement. You don't even have to be a "good" actor. Just roll over and literally play dead. Shows like CSI are always looking for new "bodies" to play their corpses, so if you have some spare time (ideal for aforementioned Parent of Child Star) you could make some quick bucks.
- Mystery shopper - Calling all shopaholics! Becky Bloomwood would be delighted at this opportunity. You basically pose as a customer and do whatever a normal shopper does. Ask questions, buy things, and even file complaints if necessary.
- Video game tester - Most of these jobs are geared towards the female audience, so this one's for the guys (I'm aware I'm generalizing, but whatever). I know that among my circle of friends, if one got invited to test an unreleased game, they'd be automatically hailed as a god. It's like the holy grail of the male existence.
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thashizzlemynizzle jobs hahaha. Read your tweet and scurried over to the blog. You seem like a very outgoing person Joan, that's something I envy a lot (I'm very quiet with strangers normally). Sure movies, nice restaurants that are cheap but delicious, we can do all of that! I do have facebook so give me a link and I'll add you but prepare for the ugliness (me)~ What clubs are you in Miss? I'm thinking of joining csa or tsa or hksay but I dunno... my mandarin is nonexistent. Asian focus? badminton? Give me some suggestions maybe I can join one of your clubs~
-I have already completed number four on your list as a children's book writer. That was something I had to do for one of my final projects one year and it was about christopher columbus. I got 85 on the project but my friend couldn't stop laughing because I draw human beings like blobs. Also she said my penmanship was worse than the children.
-very pretty pictures~